黄书黄 发表于 2017-1-20 16:19

萝卜国王的登记日

特马老闪退白写了，随便看吧，米国人的幽默讽刺。
床铺的登记日。


In the kingdom of Howcouldthispossiblyhappen, a new king was being sworn in. It was in the month of January and Inauguration Day dawned cold and inhospitable. Arctic winds blew and covered the Inaugural platform with icy frost. The sky was obscured as darkness descended at noon. The people of the land could have watched on their televisions, but in truth many did not want to see the king whom many described as ugly. So they huddled together in their homes, schools and offices trying to find some warmth and hope.



And so it was that King Turnip and Queen Melon and their motorcade rolled down Panoramic Avenue throughdeserted streets.Clad in splendid purple and ermine, Turnip and Melon waved wildly to the non-existent crowd as their procession rolled slowly toward the Palace where liveried footmen awaited their arrival.



The people of Howcouldthispossiblyhappen were sad. They already missed their old King Banana and his wife Mango and the two beautiful young princesses. During their reign much had been accomplished, for King Banana cared about the welfare, good health and secure old age of the citizenry. They had heard rumors that King Turnip intended to wreck everything that had been carefully constructed, disrupt their peaceful existence and make war on their neighbors. They also feared that “barbarians” would be kept out of the kingdom and friendly “aliens” exiled. Many had come to realize that their new king was not only ignorant and unintelligent but also malevolent.

Soon the royal cortege arrived at the Palace to be greeted by polite and attentive staff that showed them to their quarters and helped them unpack their royal clothing and regalia.



For the first time in anyone’s memory, the sky was darkened as hundreds of ravens circled the palace.

ywha 发表于 2017-1-20 17:58

没读过书，看不懂

黄书黄 发表于 2017-1-20 19:55

ywha 发表于 2017-1-20 17:58
没读过书，看不懂

一个童话式的萝卜国王就职典礼而已。
乌云密布，暗无天日，寒风呼啸，成百上千的乌鸦。{:1_115:}

efox 发表于 2017-1-21 01:00

真的是很有感觉呀，到处是阴天。

来自海角 发表于 2017-1-21 09:48

不当家不知柴米贵。在烤架上的现在可不是奥巴马了

黄书黄 发表于 2017-1-21 10:18

来自海角 发表于 2017-1-21 09:48
不当家不知柴米贵。在烤架上的现在可不是奥巴马了

当天晚上发令就把奥巴医改方案暂停了，这个是兑现竞选承诺，大量米国中产大概最高兴。
美国优先，买美国货放在首位，看来是会有大变了。米帝要发展自己本土工业了。

来自海角 发表于 2017-1-21 11:22

黄书黄 发表于 2017-1-21 10:18
当天晚上发令就把奥巴医改方案暂停了，这个是兑现竞选承诺，大量米国中产大概最高兴。
美国优先，买美国 ...

奥巴马医改不是对大多数人有利吗，还允许有病了也可以参加医保，缺点是保险公司不愿意，

zhangsheng3332 发表于 2017-1-21 12:25

文化程度不高，看不懂{:1_129:}

黄书黄 发表于 2017-1-21 14:19

来自海角 发表于 2017-1-21 11:22
奥巴马医改不是对大多数人有利吗，还允许有病了也可以参加医保，缺点是保险公司不愿意， ...
听说是底层的人得利，中产出血养他们。
另外好的学校也要留位置照顾底层的。
美帝是纺锤形社会阶层，最多数量的中产不乐意了，所以床铺才会赢。

微震天 发表于 2017-1-21 22:45

美国优先，同样一个塑料桶，买中国的很便宜
美国生产肯定成本要高
这种高成本，转移到老百姓身上，老百姓的日子不好过了

黄书黄 发表于 2017-1-22 09:12

微震天 发表于 2017-1-21 22:45
美国优先，同样一个塑料桶，买中国的很便宜
美国生产肯定成本要高
这种高成本，转移到老百姓身上，老百姓的 ...

优先的肯定是好的工作岗位，利润少的他会弄回去。

Bed_Potato 发表于 2017-1-22 10:15

医改好像是底层人负担也很重，每月多了好几百块的保险钱，对老米来讲负担也蛮重的。保险公司据说是欢迎奥巴马的医改的。

来自海角 发表于 2017-1-22 11:23

我们感觉美国现在很好了，但特朗普不这么认为，很多美国人也是觉得不怎么好，这是社会进步的动力。而不是在数字上做游戏。
页: [1]
查看完整版本: 萝卜国王的登记日